Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Sipidan 26.02.14

The three of us rolled out of bed and locked our stuff back into the office's safe. Then it was off to Sipidan.

For those who don't know, Sipidan is very exclusive site in Malaysia where only a select few are allowed to visit on a daily basis. Staying overnight is not allowed. Hooray for sustainable environment plans! The ticket was a little pricey to go there but its totally worth it to say you've gone. So without a diver's permit, I snorkeled three sites around the island: Barracuda Point, South Point and the Cave. Obviously the names are for divers not snorkelers. We saw tons of fish, a tiny reef shark, several turtles, and two schools of fish. The coral was multi-colored and some swayed in the current like trees in the wind.

I thought spotting a sea turtle would be really hard in shallow water. I jumped off the boat and swam for less than a minute before spotting the majestic beauty gliding through the water. I already felt accomplished. Then there a bunch of pictures taken with the turtle courtesy of underwater camera.


The Indian Knap-Sack Part 1

Note:
I wrote the beginning of this story after reading The Basketball Diaries by Jim Carroll. I started writing this in the hospital when I broke my collarbone. I remember writing this down in the span of an album, either AM or Modern Vampires of the City. Then I had a nap and sort of moved on to something else afterwards. So obviously there's more in store for Owen, but as of right now it's unwritten. Comments and ideas are always appreciated.

   I was too eager to eat dessert. I politely excused myself, remarking that math homework doesn't do itself, and walked up to my bedroom. As usual the sheets were pulled up to the top with pillows in the middle of the bed. It's another night at Timbo's.

          It's been a long week between midterms, semis, playing ball, and the field. There's this girl, Daisy, across the other side of the town. She goes to that Catholic school where the nuns are too blind to notice how short skirts are or how many buttons are done up. Daisy was the queen of them all. After I got out of the change room, fresh of a victory against her school, she was right outside looking straight through me. I needed a map to get out of her blue eyes. I swept my hair back and walked her outside. I told her about a party happening this Friday: no parents or locks on the liquor cabinet. She was all for it. I watched her walk back to her friend's car. The whole time I was thinking about what was under that skirt swinging back and forth with her hips.

          I hitched a ride home in Chuck's old Ranger. When I got home I summed up the game for my parents and went to my room to dream about Daisy. Now, I haven't done the dirty yet. My older brother, Rory, lost his card when he was my age with some girl from school who had been around the block. On Monday word had traveled that it was a sad fifteen seconds. That story followed him, and me, for the rest of the time he was in high school. I want my first time to be different. Rick says if you bite your lip the whole time you'll last for ages. Chuck said doggy-style can be good too. Or just get drunk.

          Regardless, I'm banking on it happening tonight. I filled up my trash bin with wrappers, old Sports Illustrated, and any other papers I could find then walked out to the garage. I put the bag in the tin trash can. I grabbed the pull string and quietly opened the garage door. I love snowy nights. The flakes were thick and sticky. Perfect for making snow balls. I looked out at the red maple leaf waving off the Walker's porch, right next to that hideous green Rider's flag. Two polar opposites in my books. I walked over to the fridge to make sure there was still beer. Two cases give or take.

          I went back into the house grabbed two garbage bags from under the kitchen sink then dipped into Rory's room to grab a domer. I put one bag into my trash can, then opened my window. There were snow drifts all along the back fence. I put the extra garbage bag in my pocket and the domer in the other. I threw on my thinnest ski thermal, a flannel shirt, and a zip-up hoodie. Out the window I go blowing a kiss to the Pamela pin-up on my door. After climbing down the lattice, I took out the bag and put some snow in the bottom.

          Liquor has never been my thing, so I've been digging into the old man's stash lately. Either he doesn't know or care, but both are fine by me. I jam seven tallboys of Molson in the bag and cover them with snow, tie it off, grab an extra to have on the road and walk off, carrying the black bag over my shoulder.

          Timbo's is about a ten minute walk from my place if you take the path. I cracked the extra beer to get started before arriving. I pulled my hood up over my face to stay warm and hidden. An old man walked by me with his dog. All of a sudden he went off on me. "The hell's wrong with you! It's natives like you that ruined this town!"

          I shrugged and toasted him and kept moving with my head down. The natives always get a bad rap and parents are just too naive to think their kids are just as reckless. Natives have some good ideas, like filling a garbage bag full of snow and beer.

          Timbo's got a dope house in the new development. The second story is all bedrooms and the basement is a furnished games room that can fit fifty people easily. Their double garage is open and Chuck and some of the prep kids are sipping beers. I say my hellos, clink a couple cans and head inside. I took out another beer, tied up the bag again and headed into the basement. You could feel the room shaking to Cobain's guitar. Timbo grabs my shoulder and pulls me into a game of quarters versus the ballers from Douglas High. I wasn't in it at all, looking all over for Daisy. After losing and chugging two pints in a row Timbo gave me the boot. I walked by the couch to see the Flames beat the Oilers in OT. She wasn't there. I went upstairs and found some beauties and teammates slamming back tequila and spinning an empty vodka bottle on the kitchen table. Daisy wasn't there either. Then I felt a soft hand touch my shoulder. I turned around and it was the girl who drove her home.

          "Hey Owen, where have you been?" she asked sliding her hand down my arm, giggling away.

          "Just looking for Daisy. Did you guys come here together?" Her hand was still on my arm

          "Yeah she's upstairs with some of the other girls." She was rubbing it up and down now.

          "Well you should bring them all down to the basement."

          She looked up at me as she sipped through a straw. "Why don't you bring some friends and we can have more fun. Have you seen how big the master bedroom is?" She winked at me with unfocused eyes.

          Lost for words, I tried to pay it as cool as possible, "Let me go to the bathroom, I'll check out the bed after." I winked back at her, starting to sweat. She nodded and ran her hand across my chest. I went to the bathroom then into the garage to see Daniel Watts, the guru of private school girls. He's the same age as Rory but he loves high school too much to turn down the parties. He'd know how to handle this.            

Monday, July 18, 2016

Long Live the 1% - July 29th 2012



Batman saves the world from anarchy which would lead into communism. The face of which is covered by a mask that can't be read, how does this make it good? So capitalism lives on, but while it's rebuilding they'll (Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle) stash away in Europe. In the end evil can only be destroyed by evil.  The climbing of the cave frees good from solitude, the foreign nature of the evil characters means something too. Batman is the boulder, waiting for his minions to clean up a proletariat of sorts, emphasizing this lavishness that he has. Everyone is forced to sympathize with the old man under the table, since the audience is overwhelmed by the chaos and fear that has stricken the aristocracy. Alfred escapes the tag of the feared foreigner by leaving until Bane is defeated, relieving him of this menacing image (although he fools Wayne into believing Dawes would be with him). The true models of good are Blake and Cat Woman; they have earned everything in their possession. Gordon too, in a way, although he can't see through the mask until its over. Thus, he's clouded and still looks up to Batman. Ultimately the aristocracy, Bruce Wayne, is immortal. Through all the bombs, fractures, and suffering it will only stage its death and donate to charity.

Reading this, it is all over the place. Like the pre-writing for the essays that look at a work of art through a literary lens. I wrote this after seeing The Dark Knight Rises. The moment Bruce Wayne referred to Gotham as "my city" made me think about class order and slowly the pieces started to fall into place in my head. I'm sorry I couldn't articulate it the first time and I haven't watched it since then but I'm going to check and see if it's on Crave.

Going to the Hospital

This was probably written in October of 2012. Excuse the crankiness of the entry, I'm a grump, especially when I'm sick.

Well, I've felt lousy that past couple days. I felt awful on Tuesday and slept from 6:30 pm to 7 am and still feel like crap. I went to the school nurse, took some meds and had enough energy to get through the day. But I only made it through the day. Once dinner rolled around I could feel aches in my joints and shivering under all my blankets. I slept another 10 hours and still felt awful. When I went to the nurse's office this morning and told her I'd go to the drugstore tonight she recommended going to the hospital instead.

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So here I am at the hospital writing my blog by hand. Since I've started writing in my cot for the next 1-2 hours I've seen the infamous butt injection then said patient getting the butt shot neglected to pull up or fasten his pants, got up then walked away.  His wife was picking her nose and proceeding to flick her boogers. Oh Korea. I'm currently on an IV just to see if vitamins will spruce me back up. I'd be disappointed if this was the case considering a butt-shot is one of many Asian traveler's rites of passage.

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Man, I wish I brought a book or an iPod. Now there's an apple-cheeked baby moving an IV roller around the room. It's really cute.

The guy across from me is have bile drained out of him. Awesome. Luckily there isn't food for miles. My fever has dropped and I'm starting to sweat because I'm wearing fleece pants over long johns because I'm a genius like that  I wasn't sure if hospitals would be heated. 

Back to why I am here: weather trickery. The sun's been pretty flaky this week. Winds have picked up enormously. Nights are just as cold as the days never breaking 12. As a result, the school is an icebox. 

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I don't think I have personally had a horrible hospital experience but long ago in TBay I went in with what turned out to be mono. In the same semi-private room (this hospital has 10 beds in a row btw) was a little aboriginal boy in need of an enema. Because the curtains were up, my imagination spun out of control. Hearing a four year-old cry is one of the worst sounds in the world. I just heard the most painful sounding nos and "Mommy" I will ever hear. 

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While I wait for my second IV to tap out I'll describe the Korean women: they look the exact same at 25 as they do at 50 apart from how they dress. Afterwards there's a huge fall off that makes me feel like marrying a Korean will be horrible post-60 (ten years of decomposition). The appendix guy is gone and now there's a short hunchback ajuma in his place. If she wasn't talking, I would have thought she was dead already. You could pull her hair, or what's left of it, out with a soft pat on the head. Her teeth were capped or missing. It reminds me of the old aboriginal woman I saw on the bus who looked like her face melting. It was just saggy and wrinkly though.

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I honestly thought this would be a quicker process, then again, this place doesn't have a clock, so I guess I'm on standard IV time. 

My throat is still a little sore, but my aches and pains are gone and my temp is normal. I guess I'll have to visit again for the butt-shot. One thought I had is the darling female nurse giving em the injection would order in a person to shave it first. If they do a good job it could be the best two birds with one stone ever. 

Now the ajuma's slicking her hair back lie an 80's Wall Street guy. 

The Big Day 08.21.2014

There's a feeling in my stomach that I must've forgotten something. It might just be me digesting the fact that I'm leaving Korea. Also spending 7,000 won on the airport limo might be a terrible deal as we roll with rush hour traffic. It's a pretty small group of people for now. Maybe that'll change. I just hope to God nothing goes awry with Pension/ Severance etc. The Head will pick me up at the airport which makes me think I won't be  the only person arriving from Hong Kong. I'm just thinking about Su-Young. You didn't eat japchae to end Korea! Get something Korean before you go. I'm really scared about a lot of things getting there, then adjusting, getting into a good routine too.

This was going to be a facebook status
As a lit major I try to find allegorical meaning in regular life. The fact a building site fell in a few days before me leaving means a lot. As a teacher, I'm in the process of building my philosophy and now it seems I've dug the opposite way. Now the hole's filling up and depending on what goes there, I don't know what to expect. Something bad happened, now it's getting fixed and soon you'll have a fresh start.

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So I think everyone is on the plane and I'm the only person in my row! The row behind me is empty. And here I am paying for over weight baggage! What a crock.

I'm not on the right side of the plane there isn't a good skyline it looks too flat. I hope I can see some of the city lights but I doubt I'll get the chance. We'd be flying the wrong way. You never forget your first and I'll never forget the Bu. The beautiful, dynamic Bu. With my ARC gone I'm kinda lost. The window in my wallet is empty, it's a really weird feeling. And with the acceleration of this Korean airplane I enter purgatory between past and future (I rolled my eyes reading that too). I did get to see the city lights too. KSU was just a beacon of neon while everything else was speckled with streetlights. It's such a clear night.

On a plane this empty I'd totally throw with Walczy.

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Well I've made it to that last lengthy leg of my journey. We (me and two Koreans) were picked out by a lanky Hong Kong kid (British twang to his English) who walked so fucking fast. It felt like travelling as a kid by myself to Winnipeg for my Grandpa's funeral. We shot down the flat escalators and through the crew-check in. Honestly, the dude was bred for this job. Now I'm on the plane in the back corner. I've seen a mixed bag of people. Who knows who I'll be working with so I'm not going to be super flirty. Although there are plenty of beautiful women. I'm excited, the whole row has 7s or higher, based on faces [everyone had blankets up to their neck]. The language is a little more eloquent than Korean, but not by much. The street lights in Hong Kong were beautiful this worm orange glow like a low fire. So fucking pumped about the next chapter. I might sleep but so many good movies are on the flight, another reason to be pumped! They said Qataria in the safety video. I like that a lot more than the Q... actually it's a tie. 

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I have watched three movies sleeping through Draft Day and The Grand Budapest Hotel. Winter Soldier was awesome though. The food was okay. Best thing was the congee even though it didn't have asparagus. I'm definitely doing plyos when I get off this plane too. Plus, I've had empty seats next to me both flights. 

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08.22.2014
The first song I played on my laptop was "Move Along" (fitting). I feel settled though. I've unpacked for the most part. Coat hangers are holding me back. It's exciting to be somewhere completely new. Also, I just love how close everything is. 10-day orientation starts Sunday and I can't wait to meet everybody. 

"The urge to solve unites us all!" [I heard this on a TED talk featuring David Kwong. I really liked the quote and put it up in my classroom that year]  

Here's a picture of the building site after it collapsed in on itself. The photo was taken from my apartment building when we were allowed back in.

08.15.2014 On to Okpo

I'm sure I was hungover...

My body is my temple
My mind is a pair of wings
My lover is the world
She keeps my soul forever

Could you imagine if your son looked exactly like your wife but with short hair. Until she cuts her hair. And now you are having sex with someone who reminds you of your son? Except they have boobs. That doesn't make it any better.
That's just weird bro.

I don't really remember a lot of last night: limp nachos, and ordering chicken on it despite a vegetarian being there. A part from that I doubt anyone got upset, until I asked a girl, whose name I forget, if she'd rather make-out with her parents or her siblings.

It's really strange to think there are going to be a lot of lasts in the next 6 days. Then come into another bunch of firsts.

There are still a ton of people I haven't seen for the last time and somewhere it will be. I don't know what I'll miss the most. The people Some of the people, the beauty of this country as a whole.

This place is like Neverland, you only ask people how old they are so you know what era they're from.

Geez I can't stop thinking about sex. I feel like a teenager. I just want some. I crave it.

I wonder what it's like in Qatar. What heats the loins, fuels the fire, quenches the thirst. Hopefully you'll get some good guy friends, have a couple dates. Be a good time with all the tricks and games you heard and played in Korea and TBay.

And in FOUR! months you'll be back in Canada.